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Strain Guide: Albino Penis Envy

Albino Penis Envy
King of the Day; Albino Penis Envy aka APE

Legend has it that they’re even more potent than their predecessor (Penis Envy). It’s definitely not for everyone!

While most mushrooms either give you strong visuals or take you on a deeply introspective journey, Albino Penis Envy does both — gigantic gestures from such miniature dwarfs! They are the true ultimate level of mutants as in fact they are the mutant of mutants; dont know if you can get any more mutant than that!

They have the nicest shades of an iceberg and a scene from Arctics. If a painter had such a color palette, it would be from the titan white to the blue marine which is the true white and the true blue in the color world.. maybe we should just go ahead and call them titan white blue magic instead of some dicksh ape... jk they are the stoned APEs which APEs us out of our ape freaking mind! Last but not least, when dried, something even more fantastic happens; they turn silver blue like a ghost from otherly worlds -wuuuu spooky indeed!!

You know what else is spooky? it is how to grow them. It is real horror... beacuse they release few fertile spores, so, you’ll need other methods of colonization after your first round. They’re also not the biggest fans of some popular substrates that other mushrooms thrive on.

Moreover, they’re known for taking a long time to grow, being inconsistent between batches, and, usually, having low to medium yields. They’re normally smaller than PE mushrooms.

Still a heartfelt thank you to the one who crossed them in the first place and to the brave who are growing them right now, at this very moment. Stay true to your true self who is one with Krishna.

The exact effects you experience will depend on the batch and other variables, like the setting, your physiology, and what you ate that day. The effects take anywhere between 20 minutes and an hour to set in. A “normal” trip should last up to six hours but, again, this depends on many variables. Given the sheer strength of this strain, it would be prudent to warn of some of the possible negative side effects that may occur:

  • Anxiety and panic attacks
  • Paranoia
  • Drowsiness
  • Poor coordination
  • Excessive sweating
  • Increased heart rate and blood pressure
  • Nausea and vomiting
  • Headaches
  • Dehydration

    Common Usage & Effects

    Temporal distortion, Sensory distortions, Abstract thinking, Synesthesia (hearing colors and seeing sounds), Ego-loss, pupil dilation.